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amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

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liamnpayne:

when people correct ur grammar on the internet 

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chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

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leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

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thatonemexicanperson:

kookootegu:

hissssssss:

fimbry:

scalestails:

rainbowsnakes:

reptiliaherps:

"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give

Allow me to join you with my snake scarf and lack of fucks 

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I don’t think I’d have a face left if I did what you guys were doing, but I want to play anyway.

don’t give even one tiny little fuck

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NEIGH HOY MENOY

I was gonna reblog this either way but that last one made me want to reblog it even more

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jaclcfrost:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

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twlboaj:

eva-420:

please stop reblogging this post

gno

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cursethegoldfish:

My mom asked who Ariana Grande was and my dad shouted from across the house “A VERY LARGE ARIANA!”

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