I am the Prospitian Guard. I watch over the kingdom of light. I guard my king against opposing blades, and protect my queen from hidden knives. But when I am not doing this, I am tumbling. I read Homestuck, play 40k, adore DERP, and sometimes stare out into the dark, wondering where we are, why am I here, why are people hurt so badly. But mainly I Derp.
Yeah, and then he promptly went and did that. Sometimes I wish people would check out what happened to Sparta, and realise that their Bravado actually screwed them, as then anyone who could do it, would crush them.